This genius post from Letters from your Mum was a clear favourite for Netmums Blog of the Week.
We think you’ll find yourself smiling along in recognition as you read it – we certainly did!
No-one can hear me.
‘What do you want to drink?’
“WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK? Will someone PLEASE ANSWER ME.’
‘Come on, get your coats on.’
‘Are you listening? Hello? Anyone? Will you PLEASE PUT YOUR COATS ON.’
It’s like they don’t see me. Someone slipped my invisibility cloak over me without my noticing.
Then there are the times when I grab my cloak, hold my breath and wait to disappear.
I go and sit on the toilet. I pick up my phone. I pour a coffee.